I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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