I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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