Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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