...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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