Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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