good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
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Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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