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go home
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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