She is in my trunk
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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