elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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