Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
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