Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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