I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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