My hand turned me down
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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