Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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