Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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