Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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