That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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