I need to stop coming to work sober
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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