Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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