I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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