that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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