break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
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My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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