Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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