he puts the penis in happiness.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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