Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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