shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Randomize
