a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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