Soap is not a condiment
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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