the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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