I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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