It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
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You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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