Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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