I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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