My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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