Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
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The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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