And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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