What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
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Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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