i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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