guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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