btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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