My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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