so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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