That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.