well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob