this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait