accomplished twins. life is a go
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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