After last night, I could never be a politician.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Dignity is for republicans.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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