Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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