I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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