I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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