I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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