when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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