Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
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Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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