well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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