I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
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You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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