he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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